People I Hate for the Day of Thursday, September 9th, 2004
Lenny Kravitz, LTAC (Low Talent Ass Clown)
I awoke this morning to the sound of my sweet, darling Jay-Z, opened my eyes expecting to see him rapping his little heart out on the telly, but what is this? Lenny Kravitz, professional egotist, is literally LIPSYNCING Hovi's words as part of the video instead of putting the focus where it should be, on my S-dot. The whole situation is such an abomination I can't fully discuss my displeasure yet.
Anyone Who Drives a Minivan
There is a special level of hell reserved just for you.
The 10-Year High School Reunion Committee
Seriously, enough is enough. I don't want to know who has cutesy yahoo address names because none of you have real jobs with email accounts. I most certainly don't want to watch a high school football game the night before the reunion - and I'm especially disturbed by the possibility that one of you may have a son who is already old enough to PLAY high school football. I will not be contacting you with ideas for the reunion, contact information for the people who were lucky enough to escape detection by you to this point and I am most definitely not going to RSVP.
Everyone Who Thinks I MAY Have a Slight Pill Addiction
Suck it.
This list is in no way, shape or form complete.
I awoke this morning to the sound of my sweet, darling Jay-Z, opened my eyes expecting to see him rapping his little heart out on the telly, but what is this? Lenny Kravitz, professional egotist, is literally LIPSYNCING Hovi's words as part of the video instead of putting the focus where it should be, on my S-dot. The whole situation is such an abomination I can't fully discuss my displeasure yet.
Anyone Who Drives a Minivan
There is a special level of hell reserved just for you.
The 10-Year High School Reunion Committee
Seriously, enough is enough. I don't want to know who has cutesy yahoo address names because none of you have real jobs with email accounts. I most certainly don't want to watch a high school football game the night before the reunion - and I'm especially disturbed by the possibility that one of you may have a son who is already old enough to PLAY high school football. I will not be contacting you with ideas for the reunion, contact information for the people who were lucky enough to escape detection by you to this point and I am most definitely not going to RSVP.
Everyone Who Thinks I MAY Have a Slight Pill Addiction
Suck it.
This list is in no way, shape or form complete.
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